Pre-carpet move: I'm about to do the impossible... pack up my office so we can get new carpet. I feel like I'm on an episode of hoarders.
Post-carpet move: Remember
that time I had to pack up my office for new carpet and I thought the
film crew from Hoarders would surely show up in disgust? Yeah. That was
nothing compared to putting it all back and finally junking all the
stuff I've inherited from past employees over the years!
But the most pathetic, disgusting thing about this mess? Give me a couple weeks of meetings, emails, and to-do's and it will be back to looking just like this again!

